stoned penguin

1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned

2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned

mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin

by immastoned December 28, 2007

Stoned

After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone

Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.

by Agentsmith111292 June 9, 2010

the bowser's stanes

the dog's bollocks in Scots

That deep fried Mars Bar was the bowser's stanes

by Laura June 4, 2003

stone bag

stone baga word that describes the male scrotum, testicles , or nut sack.

I sliped off my bike and racked my stone bag.

by Michaelrckstdy November 17, 2005

cock stone

A small brown stone (rock) that comes out of your penis during sex with people of the same sex, sometimes comes out in text message format or coated in pepto-bismol

"Ahhh what was that"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"

"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"

by Olly Webb July 29, 2007

Stone

An extremely hard and vicious gay man. He enjoys only the company of bears (hairy gay men).

Guy #1: Yo man, did you see that Stone at the club yesterday
Guy# 2: Yeah, I did. I tried to stay away from him though, because he was grinding extremely outrageously with his hairy boyfriend.

by mittcity March 13, 2009

Stone

Singlish for:
1)Stay there and do nothing.
2)Lie motionless and stare into space.
Verb; Stone.
Noun; -

Bob likes to stone.

by Hanasaki January 11, 2011