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Stump Gut

Having a gut so large, one is able to rest it on a platform of some sort (e.g. A tree stump).
My boss has such a FUPA he can stump gut midgets.

Your FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is to extreme, I bet you could stump gut that goat.
by SlyD0g March 26, 2013
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stumbledick

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick
"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."
by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016
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Stupid cunt faced bitch

Obese whale with no friends. So they go through other people's conversations while they're sleeping
Wow she really is a stupid cunt faced bitch
by Amberginni December 21, 2016
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Stuffg

If your full after a meal
Stuffg means if your full after a meal
by Itsmeimherewaitingforyou January 18, 2017
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sturkenboom

Big cock Dutch farmers that know how to slay bitchs
Your a real sturkenboom, eh.
by Jnides May 8, 2017
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stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017
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Stupid faggot clown

A guy that gets dumber and worse every second with you.
This stupid faggot clown has an IQ of 76 now. He's living in the 70's now, in a few years he's gonna be at 66.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018
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