german strawberry

When you mix a German snpier and a strawberry shortcake. You do doggy style. Spit on her back Pull it out punch her in the nose and cum in her eye and face and

mix

Joe: I gave that bitch a German strawberry last night
Jimmy: damn how is she?
Joe: her left eye is blind and got a bloody nose

by Jeremy lin December 23, 2013

Dick Strawberry

When you smash a virgin and she bleeds all over your penis

Bro I had Dick strawberry after smashing that virgin from college

by Dr. Tesla July 16, 2016

purple strawberries

strawberries that are purple

hey want some strawberries?
yea sure
*gives strawberries*
ummm THERE PURPLE STRAWBERRIES

by xbooxbitchx September 26, 2018

Strawmoose

The way a straw flees around the perimeter of a cup when you try to take a drink from it without using your hands.

Originates from the word Vamoose, which means to flee or run away.

Joe: *fails to drink from a straw in a cup*
Jane: "Damn, bitch! You just got Strawmoosed!"

by RazzoClimhazzard June 10, 2007

Strawn

A person who's sister you want to fuck.

Dude did you see Chris's sister? Strawn.

by phatpappa November 16, 2012

straw hominem

Combination of strawman and ad hominem. A form of logical fallacy in which one misrepresents one's opponent's argument as a premise that is not only not held by the opponent but so absurd that obviously no rational person would hold it.

"You Republicans only oppose abortion because you want to control women's bodies!"
"Straw hominem, we just don't think you should be allowed to commit murder for no reason."

by Sadie Enward October 27, 2021

Mexican Straw

Derivative of the Mexican Space Shuttle.
The long narrow vent tube that protrudes out from the fecal containment area theough the roof of a port-o-potty.

Hey asshole! Go take a draw off the Mexican Straw!

by spydor the provydor November 1, 2008