Strawmoose 

The way a straw flees around the perimeter of a cup when you try to take a drink from it without using your hands.

Originates from the word Vamoose, which means to flee or run away.

Joe: *fails to drink from a straw in a cup*
Jane: "Damn, bitch! You just got Strawmoosed!"

Strawmoose by RazzoClimhazzard June 10, 2007

scramoose 

A combination of scram and vamoose and my new favorite way to tell someone to go away.

You are really starting to annoy me. Now scramoose.

It's getting late and I have to work in the morning. Time for me to scramoose.

scramoose by SpaceDinosaur8000 September 22, 2016

straimosexual

A straimosexual man is a man who publicly identifies as being heterosexual (straight) rather than bisexual (bi / bicurious) but who also engages sexually with other straight men, gay men (open and closeted) and bisexual men. He os an example of a man who has sex with other men (MSM). He enjoys both heterosexual privilege as well as gay (male same sex) sexual and erotic pleasure.

A: He isn’t gay or bi, he’s straimosexual and likes sexual experiences with men while at the same time identifying as straight or heterosexual.
B: You means that he’s ‘heteroflexible’? Or ‘mostly straight’?
A: Yup

straimosexual by I am not me October 31, 2018