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Weird Steven

A version of Steven, related to The Steven Theory. After he has been awake for ten hours he becomes "weird Steven" and starts arguments and is generally just annoying.
by polyatail November 14, 2022
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Steven r monroe

A GREAT MALE HUMAN THAT LOVES HAYLI AND SHOULD THINK VIOLET US A PEACE OF SHIT
Hey did you here about that guy Steven r Monroe
by ♥️premadona girl ♥️ February 21, 2022
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Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.
Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.
by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016
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steven shimomoura

"Everyone: Sure"
"Steven Shimomoura: Perhaps"
by SickDuck42 November 26, 2019
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Steven

A Steven is a total mystery thats a cross between a CIA agent and Jeff Bezos. Steven never seems to be working but is always spending money like Jeff Bezos. Dinner in Paris, Lunch in Dubai followed by sunsets in the Maldives is what’s in store when your friends with a Steven.
"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"
by Sxc7885 November 23, 2021
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Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.
Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021
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Steven Kospender

My favorite person to exist. Probably smells like coffee. Might be the smartest person on this planet. Gives good hugs and advice. Always makes me laugh. Will never be forgotten.
If I lost my legs in a sword fight, I’d want Steven Kospender to push my wheelchair.
by Your pal-CW November 23, 2021
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