stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.
If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.
by Dude from 'dena March 09, 2016
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Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.
He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.
by dilly42 September 20, 2016
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Turbo step

Have you seen the gay ass dance called the turbo step? Yeah! It's stupid af
by Humblehustler October 23, 2019
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Turbo step

Hey, have you heard that new Nike turbo fag and seen his new dance the "turbo step".

Do you even turbo step bro?
by Humblehustler October 24, 2019
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Mongolian Steps

When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!
by Spumoni September 11, 2021
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Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.
Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."
by Rknep May 29, 2010
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