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Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
mugGet the Squaremug.

squared

Anything multiplied by anything
used to roast people back or avoid saying thing over and over again
Person 1: You stupid
Person 2: You’re stupid squared
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025
mugGet the squaredmug.

square bait

A little bitch who is afraid to try something or do something new
Stop being a little square bait!
by Khabibulan November 8, 2020
mugGet the square baitmug.

Square up

G code slang for giving a hug so niggas on these skreets don’t think you soft/nice.
Yo dawg, sad nigga hours have me lately.

Stfu and square up nigga!
by Sad Boi George November 4, 2019
mugGet the Square upmug.

Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
mugGet the Square Bitchmug.

squaring

when four people suck eachothers dicks in a chain forming a square
me and the boys had an erotic squaring session while camping
by Tyler miatke July 9, 2021
mugGet the squaringmug.

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