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When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
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"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.
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by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
Get the split pees mug.when 2 bicurious males dabble with their sexuality by equally contributing to pay a hispanic immigrant (male) for a quick eiffel tower sesh, the equal division of payment is to ensure neither party reveals the act to anyone else and after which they take the immigrant to taco bell.
Bill - Yo Chris, you know how we've always thought about... you know...
Chris - Yeah... what about it? We said we wouldnt bring it up...
Bill - I know I know but I figured we should just settle it once and for all. So this weekend I thought we could go splittin a rick.
Chris - I don't think we have a taco bell by us though...
Bill - Damn, nevermind...
Chris - Yeah... what about it? We said we wouldnt bring it up...
Bill - I know I know but I figured we should just settle it once and for all. So this weekend I thought we could go splittin a rick.
Chris - I don't think we have a taco bell by us though...
Bill - Damn, nevermind...
by Shavaan November 11, 2011
Get the splittin a rick mug.The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
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