killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.

I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.

by Allsorties July 19, 2017

The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021

The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023

sidey

To put away meal dishes. To clear the table. To put aside

Urry up and sidey the table, gran's coming 'round

North of England

by rjon November 16, 2009

spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Spiderman

When a man cums and when the cum is in his hand he trows it in the girls face.

I am gunna go jack-off and then spiderman you and the kids.

by xSxE March 10, 2009

The Spiderman

When a male is having a 3some with 2 girls. He puts each girl on a side and finger blasts them both, using his middle and ring fingers. Looking like Spiderman web slinging.

Dude, last night was awesome I had a 3some with these 2 bad ass bitches. Things got a little boring towards the end, so I got them roarin by giving them, The Spiderman."

by Nighthawk82 April 14, 2011