Spider-Monsia

A unhealty addiction to Spider-Man
iiFalseuser has Spider-Monsia, hes obsessed.
by morisons June 23, 2023
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Spider Tips

Another term for money when your extremely Broke and don't want people around to know what your saying
Bro, i can't get in the club i only got 17 Spider Tips
by mike98727394897293847 January 25, 2009
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7 legged spider

Is a spider with 7 legs 2 fangs and 8 eyes also shoots webs from its butt hole where else would it shoot web from
Fuxk moi is that a 7 legged spider
by Siri_bob June 08, 2022
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spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
did you spider horse that joe last night?
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 15, 2023
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spider dance

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs
“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”
by perfectcussion April 09, 2021
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