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The Most Unwanted Song

A song that was intentionally made to be as awful as possible.

"The Most Unwanted Song" (yes, that's really what it's called) was made after a couple guys made a poll asking what people like least in music. Results included soprano singers, children's choirs, cowboy songs, commercial jingles, bagpipes, political rants, etc.

After finding what people picked the most for the most irritating things in music and in general, these diabolic fellas made a 22-minute song composed of everything mentioned above...and then some. It was released in 1997 and took the world by storm. Recently it has experienced a bit of a renaissance thanks to the Internet.
Despite being intentionally horrific, "The Most Unwanted Song" has gained a small cult following, partly due to the fact that it's arguably not THAT bad. Some argue that it's actually good.

Others will even argue that it's better than "The Most Wanted Song," created at around the same time by doing the exact opposite of what they did to make "Unwanted," because "Wanted" is simply a very bland and stereotypical love ballad.
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Dumb Song

Oh, in my head
You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurtin' me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free
You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real
So, if that's how you feel
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff
Your world is endin' soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave
So, if that's what you're sayin'
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
You: Hey bro, you wanna listen to the Dumb Song?
Bro: Yeah, that's my favorite song!
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song depression

when a song your listening to sounds so sad it makes you depressed.
not limited to personal experiences with the song.
man sin by stone temple pilots made me so depressed i had to quit listening to it! gave me major song depression.
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K-Pop song addictiveness

The phenomenon where certain K-Pop song are so addictive that these songs are even banned for students to listen whilst studying for CSAT (College Scholastic Ability Test) — which do not normally apply to songs from other countries of origin, e.g. the song "APT" (standing for "apartment") by Rosé and Bruno Mars, and also the song "House Party" by VVUP
That new track by Rosé is such a hit that it’s part of the K-Pop song addictiveness ban for students preparing for the CSAT!
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Same Song & Dance

Yeah
Same song and dance
Damn, girl, everywhere I go
Same song and dance
I like the way you move, all over the globe
Same song and dance
Something about it, man
Same song and dance
In the pale moonlight (Yo)

Verse 1
I'm lookin' at ya, yeah, girl, you're kinda tooken back by
The whole rapper thing, aren't ya?
Probably thinking you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya
Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?
Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster
The police constantly bugging you non-stop
I walk up on ya, “Well, hello, Tonya
I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck
You out of gas? Do you got a flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back
And sit up front? I'm not asking, it's a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched, and it's a wrap
In broad day, and no mask for this attack
I heard 'em say, "Exact opposites attract"
If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back, come on"

Chorus
Yeah, baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass
That windshield's too strong for you
I said, "Yeah, baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You're sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?" Same song and dance
Same Song & Dance
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Metis nation ontario, Best example;

Youtube.com
So I Married and Axe Murderer" If you think Im sexy.
Let me sing you the song of my people.
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basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"
Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes
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