Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.

I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.

by grogboy June 19, 2016

sunshine shart

When someone gets so happy when they see the sunshine, they starr sharting uncontrollably.

Oh dude that sunshine is so good. OH DUDE.. OH DUDE IM SHARTING…oh that was a nice sunshine shart..

by sttanmarsh April 23, 2022

are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

by Lazy727 October 24, 2007

SmarterChild

A stupid robot. He doesnt even get his own joke!

Me: do you no any jokes?
- SmarterChild - says:
How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
me: how many?
- SmarterChild - says:
At least a few.
Me: i dont get it
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't either.

by LeahClaire February 13, 2007

shart

when one farts and shit comes out

Maria sharted and had to change her panties.

by Bogdan Louk September 7, 2008

Shart

When you go to fart, and shit yourself at the same time

I laughed so hard, I sharted.

by W3$tl3y October 8, 2005

Smartassery

(SM-AR-T-ASS-ER-IE) The use of verbal degradation, humiliation, sarcasm, or witty insults in a playful manner.

I'm tired of falling victim to your smartassery" "Shut up, you love it, you're just jealous because all you have is dumbassery

by Ellekc December 8, 2010