no-win situation

a situation in which a favorable outcome is impossible; you are bound to lose whatever you do.

Bradford City playing at home

by Colin Todd February 9, 2005

The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.

Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you

by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009

im done with this site

seriously, i am

Im DONE with this site.
person: LOoks up juicebox*
*A WOMAN'S V*
person 2: Ew wtf are you searching.
person1: I DIDNT WANT THIS EW
person 1 mom: Bibblybobbillybobdumbfatassdisgustingmistakegrossnosepickereaterlactoseandtorantfuckingwhore.... WTF IS THIS

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Sital

A beautiful Indian princess and Memsahib, living in Bolton, England.
In Colonial India, the word used for female members of the establishment was adapted to memsahib, a corruption of the English word "ma'am."
Sital is the princess and jewel of all Indian beauty, respected and revered by all.

Look at that Sital. Isn't she a beautiful princess.
That lady is as beautiful as a Sital.
There is no Indian rose more precious nor beautiful than a Sital.

by FioreM2012 January 12, 2013

ejaculation situation

when you ejaculate in a very messy way

there was an ejaculation situation when i jerked off and shot on my keyboard.

by niggasense May 1, 2005

sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.

I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.

by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013

Situationship

A relationship that is undefined or has no title.

I'm not single nor taken I'm in a situationship.

by Lsane19 February 17, 2019