by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020
Get the Full of shit mug.The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
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Get the Miracle Shit mug.I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
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