scmutz

A person who has the inability to enjoy things of actual value. Their favorite hobbies may include taking selfies, mindlessly playing on the internet, spending all of their hard earned money on worthless cat shirts and anything else in that pointless ballpark.

"Why is Dan such a scmutz all of the time?" remarked Roger.
"Probably because he only spends his time taking selfies," replied Steve.
"It's gotten to the point that he can only probably hold a conversation with a dead fish.........blub"

by wazzanagga September 5, 2015

Scooter

A scooter is a object that you put both feet on and you push with one feet at a time

Scooters are cool

by Homie mal April 6, 2017

scooter gang

A bunch of teens in Pt Pleasant NJ who “scooter” in a group. This is where the “tail whip” is deadly. These kids vape and smoke pot on the daily. No one really understands them

did u see that savage scooter gang ridin from Point Pleasant to Brick. Man they’re sketchy

by madisonr515 December 5, 2017

Scootle that bootle

when u succ realllllll hard

hey baby, please scootle that bootle a leel bit more

by Beeco the Borppo August 5, 2018

Schutz

Someone who does't get with women. Scared of females.

"Schutz doesn't talk to girls."

by RipperMagoo November 6, 2018

Scooter Ankle

Almost like killing your self/sliting your wrist but 100000000x WORST. It feels someone is using a GODDAMN KNIFE TO CUT YOUR FUCKING LEG OFF BUT THEY CONTINUALSY FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH... we have so much homework
James: I know right, IM COMIT FUCKIN SCOOTER ANKLE
Chris: *white girl voice* OMG soooooo relatable

by XXXIMDEAD October 15, 2020

Goth Scooter Gang

A gang with scooters that will ride the scooter anytime. It will attack skateboarders because they hate scooters. It is aggressive with anything. They will attempt to run over anything in its way.

The Goth Scooter Gang is a very dangerous group. Even more dangerous than the mafia.

by Pong water September 2, 2019