krish the squirrel

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona

Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”

by FatDonny64 August 01, 2018

Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

by Thrownoffaroof March 07, 2016

squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!

by PurplePenis99 July 08, 2009

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019

frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."

by Bonerbunny March 23, 2006

squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

by psychogem April 21, 2017

Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.

Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 05, 2020