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Top Speed

name for someone that likes going so fucking fast to the point where they are redlining the shit out their engine causing engine damage (driving so fast, top speed of the car is often achieved.)
Me: “Yo gangg, you gotta come thru i heard some BBL DEMONS were pulling up to the party in a few”

Gang: “SAY LE$$$$$. i’m going “top speed””

*gang never made it to the party :\*
by AllBlackLex November 16, 2023
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Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today
by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024
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danimatronic speed

Danimatronic speed or Spinister the Sinister is Polish
by 075 Rook January 20, 2024
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Naked Speed

A slang term for anything or anyone thats is faster than usual; originally came from the southwest section of Philadelphia where the Africans be at
“That hellcat just slid down the block wit naked speed”
you just did the job with naked speed bro”
by NSB Blax January 21, 2024
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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
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mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”
Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.
by jornumunroj April 26, 2023
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Spiegel speed

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive
Our employee moves at spiegel speed.
by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023
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