Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.

Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018

speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line

This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!

by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016

Spiegel speed

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive

Our employee moves at spiegel speed.

by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023

Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024

a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.

A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.

by Spookars May 8, 2018