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The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.
Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you
by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009
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im done with this site

Im DONE with this site.
person: LOoks up juicebox*
*A WOMAN'S V*
person 2: Ew wtf are you searching.
person1: I DIDNT WANT THIS EW
person 1 mom: Bibblybobbillybobdumbfatassdisgustingmistakegrossnosepickereaterlactoseandtorantfuckingwhore.... WTF IS THIS
by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021
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Sital

A beautiful Indian princess and Memsahib, living in Bolton, England.
In Colonial India, the word used for female members of the establishment was adapted to memsahib, a corruption of the English word "ma'am."
Sital is the princess and jewel of all Indian beauty, respected and revered by all.
Look at that Sital. Isn't she a beautiful princess.
That lady is as beautiful as a Sital.
There is no Indian rose more precious nor beautiful than a Sital.
by FioreM2012 January 12, 2013
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ejaculation situation

when you ejaculate in a very messy way
there was an ejaculation situation when i jerked off and shot on my keyboard.
by niggasense May 1, 2005
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sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.
I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013
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Situationship

A relationship that is undefined or has no title.
I'm not single nor taken I'm in a situationship.
by Lsane19 February 17, 2019
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Situation

(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.
You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.
by heroworship April 1, 2011
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