Reading

When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.

1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.

by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009

Ready

When someone is such a sick cunt that they don't find any need to prepare for battle. They are born winners, born fighters and born ready.

People commonly found in this category have the name Kerry-Ann.

"I don't need to prepare to prank you, I was born ready! Prepare to lose"

by Chan5er June 17, 2013

Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.

Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!

by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011

Lick Read

To just read a message and not return it. To pick up a phone and not answer.
To get a text message and not answer back.
To get a Myspace message and not answer back but only read it.
To leave hangin'.

Damn that hoe just lick read my message!

Wow, she just gonna give me a lick read.

by Nu Mony March 30, 2009

Read head

a girl or guy that lives threw stories and makes them their experiences.They play stories in their minda and cant desifer reality an fiction. Meaning NO EXPERIENCE in real life

hey read head read any good books lately

by Sarah Lee C March 27, 2009

Reading people

to yell at someone for being a moron or when they just need to know about themselves.

I can't go one day with-out Reading people at this school

by Bunnyboy87 June 7, 2010

Jonny read

I own you bitch!!!
Your Mine

Jonny ur my bitch and i own you
hahahahahahahaha

by Hani March 8, 2005