rule 171

If someone says joe mama to someone named Jaliegh, they must set them up with a cute girl.

Person 1 "have you heard that Joe died?"
Jaliegh "who's Joe again?
Person 1 "Joe mama!!"
Jaliegh "I know, where's my girlfriend though?"
Person 1 "what? What do you mean?"
Jaliegh "rule 171 buckio"

by JfizzyYT April 1, 2022

Rule 1701

Anyone who messes with Captain Picard will be killed upon discovery. NO exceptions.

Person 1: lawl, Kirk is soo much cooler than Picard.

Person 2: *gunshot* rule 1701 bitch.

by BrokenThumb September 15, 2009

Mountain Rules

moun·tain- rüls ~ saying or phrase:

Origin- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 11 Ep.3 "The Gang Hits the Slopes"

Mountain Rules is the premise that certain things happen on the mountain that have no reason or explanation behind them. Anything and everything goes without question. Let the Mountain work for you and have no shame.

Best used when shouted after an action is performed or something exceptional happens

synonyms-
"Get after it"
"Stay Frosty"
"Send it"

"Holy shit, last night did you see Danny and Ryan jump into the hot tubs naked?"

"Hey man, it's Mountain Rules out here in Keystone"

"Ian just got on stage with Waka and smoked a blunt!"
"MOUNTAIN RULES MOTHERFUCKER!"

by dirtyskibum69 December 6, 2018

Rule 107

A completely pointless rule that's only purpose is to fill the gap between Rule 106 and Rule 108.

Rule 107 is a completely and utterly pointless rule.

by w00t123 August 2, 2012

Rule: 07734

Anything you write will ALWAYS be much cooler if:

1) It's in code.

2) The message/statement is conveyed by unconventional means.

And/Or

3) 1337 is used.

(The rule name comes from writing "Hello" on a standard handheld calculator by pressing 0.7734 and turning it upside-down)

Steve: Man, I want to say 'Hello' to that chick over there... but how do I go about doing such a thing?

Man: Just remember Rule: 07734 Steve.

Man: Your right! *grabs a nearby calculator*

by Neoluigi October 2, 2011

mercy rule

A rule in high school soccer saying that the game is over when one team got 10 goal.

"Dude, we beat them 13:1" - "That's impossible - mercy rule!"

by soccerfanatic July 27, 2012

Ja Rule

i am no wack rap listener. i can't say ja is the best, but he is not bad either. so what if he was rich or not? he still managed to gain some street cred nevertheless, even if it is a little. the truth is, i like him more now because that stupid has-been 50 cent exposed him as a fake and you people are so pussy, that you post disses at him on this site rather than go to his face personally. i used to like 50 cent, but he is slowly losing his hardcore image. THE MAIN PORBLEM IS, PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK "RAP = STREET CREDIBILITY" not true, honestly, i think more rappers should start out rich, i'm tired of the stereotype. he is unique. he is at least smarter than 50 cent. AND SINCE WHEN IS IT COOL TO COMMIT CRIMES!!! it is ok if he raps about the streets, but not say he is gangsta. and he likes ecstacy!!! even 50 cannot fuck with MURDER INC. (he got his lil ass stabbed!!!)

fuck 50, ja rule is better

by dsssgfhdgsfhghgfdljd;hg July 25, 2006