turd pussy

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!

"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"

by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010

pussy deflector

Headband from the anime naruto. Commonly worn as an repellant for the opposite sex by basement dwellers.

HEY CHAMP! TIRED OF GIRLS GOING CRAZY OVER YOU? TIRED OF THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SEX?
WELL FRET NO MORE! WITH THE NEW THE PUSSY DEFLECTOR 9000! JUST STRAP THIS BABY ON AND RECITE A RANDOM NARTUO QUOTE.

by Joneija November 2, 2015

Pussy Soldiers

pubic hair.

"Yeah man her vagina was great, it's to bad she had pussy soldiers."
"Aww man, she had a bush?"
"Yeah."

by HershADerp January 23, 2017

Pussy Shakedown

The act of accusing a celebrity or athlete of rape simply to get paid. Typically, but not exclusively executed by the American species of the Mud Shark

Friend: Yo, did you hear about Big Ben catching a rape case. No police report ever filed and months later she is only filing a civil suit!

You: Just another bitch trying a pussy shakedown!!!

by Tommy Knuckles July 22, 2009

Wookiee pussy

a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.

guy 1: my girl friend didn't shave.
guy 2: so she has a wookiee pussy

by 90's 2.0 October 17, 2009

pussy killer

Someone good at getting laid then moving on to the next hookup.

She said he was a "pussy killer," and I believe it.

She gets so much strange. She's clearly a "pussy killer."

by CUMbelievable June 2, 2016

pussy ache

A light throbbing/pulsating pain in the vagina/vulva that results from either getting sexually aroused and not being able to climax (female version of blue balls) or results from too much repetitive or rough vaginal pounding and penetration. Similar to a tummy ache that can result from not eating enough or eating too much.

I got a mad pussy ache after he didn’t put out last night.

by iMacB July 25, 2018