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stabbing the potato 

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.
Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

Texas Sweet Potato 

A person poops in the toilet and then opens their legs and vomits between them. Thus making a mixing bowl of poo and vomit.
Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!

tAcO BeLLs: Potato 

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It's all potato 

a phrase that means "it's all good" or "It's all fine". Things are pretty good right now.
"How're things at home?"
"It's all potato."
It's all potato by blahhhster June 18, 2017

Snap your potato 

When you have a boner and you have to get rid of it really fast so you snap it down.
Yo, you best snap your potato before we get to this baby shower. That wouldn't look good.
Snap your potato by Spunows June 18, 2017

Loaded Baked Potato 

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now
I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..