brandon: what did you two do last night
scott: i gave her the old kentucky plug, she almost slapped me
scott: i gave her the old kentucky plug, she almost slapped me
by Klutz1907 May 20, 2021
by Ohnooomph May 20, 2021
The sexual act of inserting ones thumb into any exposed bodily orifices to provide stimulation to an open wound.
(It has also been known to cause death prevention).
(It has also been known to cause death prevention).
She super glued my furby so when I shoved it up my ass it proceeded attach to just rectum. When I pulled it back out my ass was squirting blood, so my girl gave me the Kentucky Plug to stop the bleeding and saved my prostate.
by an AR guy May 21, 2021
The sex position where you ram a thumb inside the recieving persons asshole in order to possibly save their life from an exploding barrel
"Damn Scott, your girl is walking funny! What did you do to her last night?"
"I gave her the Kentucky Plug"
"I gave her the Kentucky Plug"
by JXVX May 20, 2021
by JXVX May 20, 2021
This is the act of sticking ones thumb into an orifice for sexual gratification, preferably an orifice created by a wound, such as from a catastrophic malfunction of a firearm causing shrapnel to fly into your neck.
by Patrick Smitherz May 21, 2021
During intercourse, you say "what's up everybody my names Scott and we're going to do a penitration test today" and jam your thumb in a hole of your choosing
by Fluffydestro May 21, 2021