Patrick

Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.

Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick

by @nonymous_;) December 6, 2021

Patrick

The Sexiest person you'll ever meet

Man: Is Patrick sexy?
Woman: Yes.

by TacoCat17 January 10, 2022

Patrick

Master simp, one who will spend all his money on a possible mate. But will always fail. Overweight, short, and usually autistic. The only positive thing about them is he REALLY LOVES MEAT.

Wait you spent that much on her.... what a Patrick.

by Dubsack69 January 11, 2022

patrick swayse like

Saying hello from the afterlife

With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day

Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayse like

by Tonythetiler January 16, 2022

Patrick Escorr

An expat irish loving life in australia... The more he finds out, the less he knows!

"Did you see Patrick Escorr today?"
"Yes, indeed I did. He looked very sexy in his yellow shirt... I tell you I almost had a rum tum tugger right then and there!"

by Nestle Slave January 23, 2022

Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)

The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.

by big_hungoids January 25, 2022

patrick george

A Patrick's George is a curry muncher with a big ass bunda

Dam this jelly is jiggling like Patrick George's ass

by Anthonysanthosh February 4, 2022