poserfag

a small girly type male who dresses like a sceene kid but acts like a fag

hey look at john he wears realy tight pants and band shirts kinduh like a sceene kid

nah that kids a poserfag

by sunshine xD April 5, 2011

Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse

Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite

by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018

Poseidon’s powder

Cocaine

Yo, I just got some cheap Poseidon’s powder we can snort

by CMB Talon January 15, 2019

popoolar poser

Someone who's jealous of an individual who comes back from the crapper after a long grunt session void of any courtesy flushing and brings back that smell with them back to their office desk.

Based on the reactions of those around him, Gagnon was clearly popoolar as he walked through the office and back to his desk.

Ortega being a popoolar poser was clearly jealous.

by Mr. Popoolar May 22, 2007

poser metal

Metallica. Plain and simple.

Metallica is Poser Metal Extreme.

by Bitchkitty August 8, 2005

Poser Skater

If you are a Poser Skater, you probably do all of the following:

- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.

- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.

- Try to look and be cool.

- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.

If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:

A. Get a Life.

or

B. Go fuck yourself.

Did you see _____ today? He is so hot! Maybe he'll teach me how to skate...

Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.

by UrMom'sHouse February 11, 2021

poser

a immitator of someone else

You are a britney poser!

by coca December 23, 2003