ghost poop

Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears

P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!

by DangitBob June 1, 2018

poop spores

Tiny poop particles that fly through the bathroom air when the seat is up and the toilet is aflush.

I'm not going to use your toilet paper for Kleenex because of the poop spores on them! Silly goose!

by mojorider567 April 4, 2008

poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

Poop Shank

(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack.

1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.

2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo?

- Nah.

Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way.

by Robadelli January 29, 2009

penis poop

The other person who made a definition for this word has something wrong with his dick.

No shit comes out my penis except piss and cum.

by black tape November 30, 2003

poop nugget

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-

"HAha, u poop nugget!"

by matt July 30, 2003

poop on popcorn

When (typically after a heavy night of binge drinking) dumps a cannister full of holiday popcorn into the toilet and finds themselves tickled by the muse of pooping on popcorn. This may or may not be followed by taking a photograph of the poop on popcorn for posterity and to make your girlfriend/wife vomit on the spot.

Duncan was certainly drunk when he dumped a huge can of popcorn into the toilet and pooed on it. I always wondered what poop on popcorn would look like, and now I know.

by notpip October 13, 2005