by The MadMexican February 11, 2019
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Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips
by lovesnewwords June 11, 2019
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A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fix bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Band-aids don't fix bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips
by lovesnewwords June 17, 2019
Get the Healing Plate mug."Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
by swagoozach September 7, 2019
Get the Pussy Plastered mug.A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
Get the Two plate disaster mug.A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
Get the Alabama Plaster Job mug.Liam Paterson is packing 12 inches in his pants. His dick is so big it looks like you taped a forearm to ur torso. He is good friends with Kota tanka who also has 11.69420 inch of a cock (lovely) he will bang ur wife so be careful.
by Lskok September 6, 2020
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