Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories. Nobody is reading them anyways.

Thanks,
Everyone

Patrick - it’s a name

by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021

patrick cagney

The coolest, most godly, most attractive guy on the planet, a baseball KING

Yo did u see that homer, that guys such a patrick cagney

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Patrick Horse

Hi Abi

They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!

by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021

patrick heimdal

Just a little sexy moddafacka :)

"Woooow is that an elf"?
"Nah nah it's just a patrick heimdal"

by Peppes-pizza February 26, 2017

St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

patrick morin

Patrick Morin is a boy who does sexual activities to the homies with no consent. he's white, has brown hair, is not hansome and has the smallest dick known to mankind

your such a patrick morin

by sususu 757t493430 November 1, 2021

Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021