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night watchman

a man placed in the rear of a mid-night train....
My heart is breaking cus I'm the night watchman in the rear of mid-night train..
My honey I won't see again, she leaving cus I'm a night watchman in the rear of mid-night train...

Hay it's better than a trud floating in the pot....
by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006
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Night Mares

A chick that's reeeeeel ugly!!!
by Anphony March 5, 2003
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Night Fever

A fake excuse a Bahamian DJ gives you for what is clearly herpes. It may or may not be caused by the excessive handling of "roofies".

Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.
For example a victim of night fever might suddenly say something like "I can't wait to see your penis" to avoid a potentially embarrassing night fever flare up.
by djnightfever April 7, 2011
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Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.
Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!
by UD Editor May 7, 2022
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Thiefery Night

November 7th; Thiefery Night was established in 1991 and has been celebrated annually since. It is a tradition in the United States but originated in Germany. On this night various acts of swindling, hooliganism, and shananigans are carried out by preteens, tweens, and teenagers.
Thiefery Night includes but is not limited to taking chapstick out of pockets and purses, moving car keys, borrowing babies, folding all pieces of paper (including bills) into oragami swans, taking batteries out of remote controls and shoelaces out of shoes and/or any crimes commited on Mischief Night.
by Thiefery Mischief November 6, 2010
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Plumber Night

Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.
Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.
by CageFightingBlogger November 30, 2010
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night shader

a person that feels the need to wear thier shades all hours, in order to look cool, mysterious or an agent.
guy- "what's up night shader?"
night shader- "whatever it's bright up in this"
guy- "bullshit it's midnight"
by Hird October 30, 2007
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