oliver simms

literally a piece of absolute garbage

ex.
Holy shit! That Oliver Simms over there looks just like Dustin from stranger things!

by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete March 11, 2019

Oliver

To realized that everyone can just come here and make up random shit about their name to post on IG.

I just had and Oliver thought. Stop all of the Cap.

by KeepitwokeGrandrising November 23, 2021

Dirty Oliver

When someone clamps their butthole around someone’s dick, and forces a fart up their urethra.

“Yo, I heard he was in the ICU for 7 days after he got a Dirty Oliver.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

Oliver

Oliver

Oliver

by Iluvshay July 14, 2022

Oliver

A virgin who is completely antisocial. All they do when with other people is sit around and play video games and not talk. Every word that does come out of their mouth is more gay than the last.

Guy 1: Let's go walk to Jewel and get something.
Guy 2: No, I wanna play some more Fortnite.
Guy 1: Dont be such an Oliver
Guy 2: Hrrr *beats chest*

by Boomman32 October 21, 2019

Olive

She’s the cutest lizard in the whole wide world. She’s very sweet and loves baby carrots and buggies. She is so beautiful and no lizard boy could resist.

Olive is so cute! She’s the best girl ever!

by Olive is a queen May 1, 2022

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020