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kitten noodle soup

by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009
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National Noodle Day

National Noodle day takes place the 25th of every month. It takes place during lunch where one friend brings noodles for everyone who sits at your lunch table.
24: “okay <name> is bringing noodles tomorrow.” 25: “YAYYYY NOODLES

National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
by NationalNoodles October 27, 2019
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Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
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Noodle soup fucking

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup
I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.
by baby face megeee March 20, 2020
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Kim Jum Noodles

The shit they be cooking in foods class...
"These niggas be cooking up some Kim Jum Noodles."
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tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis
Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody
by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
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sonria sea noodles

CEO of 😌
shes v chill 😊‼️
minecraft
hey bro yu know sonria sea noodles? oh you mean sea noodle lol 😆 lol Pee shes funny my grandma died😊
by Iheartsaihara January 12, 2021
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