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In the Book of Mormon

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
by euphemismo June 17, 2011
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Mormon

A term used in a popular online game network called Conquer Club, which is an online world game.

When one sends several armies at a territory containing very little, and the quantity of armies has been reduced to one, one will be compelled to yell this term.

This originates from an incident played on a map of the United States, where a man attempted to attack Utah with several armies, and failed on multiple accounts. Hence, the term Mormon was born.
Boyd: I just attacked him with Twenty seven armies, and now I have one! He only had Three!

Preston: MORMON!
by Coolness jones February 9, 2009
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moroniccow

Moronic' Cow
Moroniccow is the polar opposite of Esben. He is very good at computer games, and has pwned ever aspect of gaming. An all around good player, and a name that is only taken by one person.
Moroniccow pwns Esben in Battlefield 2142. Moroniccow knifes people for fun.
by moroniccow November 10, 2008
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minnesota mormon

a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass
I have to drive home.. get me a minnesota mormon!
by reidtard December 14, 2010
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goron ain't no moron

/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged
4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
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maroon

A) A term used to confuse people into thinking it's an insult.

B) An actual insult. Basically calling someone an insane moron.
A) Josh: God, Sami! You such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!

B) God, Sami! Your such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!

Either way, Sami gets confused and defensive.
by Clock Watcher July 5, 2005
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maroon

An electrically fired thunderflash, set off in a steel tank fitted with a wire mesh top, to simulate an explosion.

These are so loud that it is as well to inform the police in advance if one is to be set off (and at what time), so that they can be ready to deal with hundeds of reports of bombs going off.
The heavy metal band 'Maroon' takes its namesake from this word as well as many college newspapers around the country
by MistressofToast May 2, 2006
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