Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt
I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.
by Walt Kowalski June 22, 2010
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i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 19, 2015
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moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
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Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.
Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!
by Hot as balls July 17, 2012
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moose overlord

A person, preferably tall, who can be simply referred to as moose or moose overlord. Sassy, sarcastic, and antisocial. Rules all the moose in the land. Mean.
Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got attacked by a moose overlord.
I don't like moose overlords.
by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 02, 2017
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moose years

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!
by Greyk March 23, 2024
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Arizona Moose

A large sturdy Mule typically seen in the desert area of Arizona
I rode an Arizona Moose to the base of the Grand Canyon
by Maestro21! November 21, 2024
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