Mexican Greaser

The greasy sweat developed on the penis, anus and/or vagina of a Mexican after hard labour in the summer heat.

José: Did you bring the lube, amigo?
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.

by Liverslapper July 3, 2023

Mexican Standoff

A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.

A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.

by royalfucker February 5, 2020

mexican parents

strict

Mexican parents wanna know everything

by ursidebitch September 14, 2020

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022

Round Mexican

Another term for a columbian.

My dumb-fuck friend Joseph is a round Mexican.

by CarCarCar January 18, 2022

Mexican Bowtie

Mexican bowtie is the cutting of the neck and then pulling the tongue down through the head. The tongue is then below the neck... like a tie...

Whoever wrote these incorrect definitions for the Mexican bowtie, should be Mexican bowtied.

by Fuckfacetard January 21, 2022

Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and rip a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.

“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican charzard in Darrel’s basement last week, he caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”

by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021