Mexican Highway

1 straight couple + 1 gay friend + 1 unassociated gay man = A Mexican Highway

I heard you are hangin' out with your gf this weekend. Can I join y'all for a Mexican Highway? I'm sure I could find a 4th.

by aidgo6 February 11, 2021

Mexican revolver

When u cum on 5 Mexican women one at a time

Yo they let me pull a Mexican revolver twice

by Namelessgamer February 15, 2021

Mexican squeegee

When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.

I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.

by b0bburg3r March 11, 2021

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022

Round Mexican

Another term for a columbian.

My dumb-fuck friend Joseph is a round Mexican.

by CarCarCar January 18, 2022

Mexican Bowtie

Mexican bowtie is the cutting of the neck and then pulling the tongue down through the head. The tongue is then below the neck... like a tie...

Whoever wrote these incorrect definitions for the Mexican bowtie, should be Mexican bowtied.

by Fuckfacetard January 21, 2022

Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and rip a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.

“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican charzard in Darrel’s basement last week, he caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”

by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021