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Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.
Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"
by GoonBoom March 11, 2017
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mexican drumstick

When you are fucking a girl with super hot salsa covering the male genitals, most often seen with a side of tortilla chips.
"Yo man have you and a girl ever done a Mexican drumstick?"
by DaddyD January 30, 2015
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The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.
Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!
by turnitloose June 11, 2016
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overrated mexican

A mexican that is overrated.
Person 1: Oi mate, look at that mexican!

Person 2: Nah fam, he is overrated.

Person 1: So is he an overrated mexican?

Person 2: I guess?

Person 1: That's lit.

Person 2: Steve get a job, please.
by ExrosZ August 13, 2018
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mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.
Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
by mexican threesome May 30, 2017
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Mexican Seabreeze

A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster
"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."
by Worshy-c September 2, 2019
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Mexican rice

Wow Im hungry. Might as well have some Mexican rice
by SomeIdiotWhoWasBornOnceOrNotFu September 11, 2021
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