Mason Disick

a legend.

"did you see what Mason Disick posted on his tiktok?"

"yeah. he's a fucking legend."

by kimaholix April 19, 2022

Mason Hahn

A kid who cries when he gets hit in ball tag

And is a bit chub chub ngl

Mason Hahn was the last one it In ball tag and bawled like a baby

by Hairypeenkid69 December 9, 2019

The Mason Switlick

When you hit the penjamin too hard and green out.

Oh I totally am about to hit the mason switlick after this blinker.

by Steve Hraby April 2, 2024

masoned

past tense verb, Derived from former University of Minnesota head football coach Glen Mason, to choke or screw up something that should be easy in dramatic fashion.

Dude i studied six hours for my basic math test, but i totally masoned it.

by scottyb38 May 6, 2008

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

Mason-mex-igger gender

This gender is a form of a person identifying as black and Mexican gone wronger. This person is typically thin and a blank space taking up mass on earth. They are a flub molecule that is both Mexican and "Wigger." Slowly, over time, their physical form will decay, and their mass will take up so big of a circumference that it could concave into a big dark hole. If ever coming across this unique breed of Mason-mex-igger, do treat them with overall fat shaming, as they find this a love language showing "them" appreciation. They will then respond with an interesting and unique type of communication typically freaking the other person out.

"Hey you wombass-sized wigger!" - Joel
"You're so poochie banyana and swole!" - Mason-mex-igger gender
"Wtf!" - Joel
"You are definitely an interesting breed." - Joel

by Mr. Tinkleberry January 26, 2025

Mason

The biggest hoe of them all , nd sometimes he act like a faggot nd a fruitcake nd he like to gives everybody a hint because he says his favorite fruit is bananas 🍌 nd he stank .

Hi Mason .

by Niyla February 10, 2024