pre-milf

A heavily pregant woman who is hot. On the way to being a milf.

Look at that pre-milf. Once she pops she's gonna be a milf.

by Rideru October 26, 2010

Miles morales

When you finna steal some shit.

Imma miles morales these motherfuckers

by Milesmoralesfan November 24, 2020

miles per gallon

Measures the average fuel economy of motor vehicles, as in how far the vehicle goes before burning 1 gallon of fuel. AKA "mpg".

Cadillac Escalade's get about 16 miles per gallon. Yay.

by DisabledDan July 7, 2003

milfamuffalicious

A thought said in the inner-thoughts of a horny young man when dreaming of an older woman.

"barbara

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i cant answer whens she asks me questions in class.. im just thinking mmmmmmmm milfamuffaaaliciouuuuus!"

milfamuffalicious

by thegamewinner December 26, 2009

Miles

No hairline, homo 4 life, has pimples, gets jealous when guys flirt with his bf, likes to give the talon to guys, and a wanna be.

Miles: I got 30 armpit hairs and I name one of them miles jr. We have fun at night.

by Anonymous_6666666-_- August 15, 2017

miles per gallon

The ratio of the number of miles traveled to the number of gallons of gasoline burned. AKA... how many miles are left before your car dies

Mom, how many miles per gallon will this car get? I have to go for a short drive today.

by Scott Howard July 7, 2003

milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

by jonormbar June 17, 2010