Metrosexual

This term was defined and invented by Mark Simpson (of www.marksimpson.com). Check out his site for the original Salon article

"I am a US advertising executive who reads Salon.com and I have stolen the word Metrosexual from Mark Simpson"

by clueless_joe August 12, 2003

metrosexual

A man who is not afraid of his feminine side but is still straight. This can include pampering himself, however it is sometimes referred to someone who is simply more comfortable around women or thinks more like a woman.

"He's always hanging around girls and even acts like them, he must be gay"
"No, he's a metrosexual"

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004

metrosexuals

A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!

Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"


You fags. You disgust me.

by Uncle Bob Tay February 28, 2005

metrosexual

Having had sexual relations with someone on the metro or subway or other form of mass transit.

Michael met me at the station and we had a quick metrosexual encounter on the way back uptown.

by Kymber April 18, 2006

Metrowog

Combination of the words 'metro' and 'wog'.
Metro stands for a man who cares about his appearance and hygiene, is very cultured and well-informed about arts and fashion, but is often mistaken for a gay.
According to Indian laureate, Khushwant Singh, a WOG is a Westernized Oriental Gentleman. One who originates from the East, but embraces the Western culture to the boot. He may also hold contempt against his own Eastern culture.
So, metrowog refers to a vain Westernized Oriental Gentleman (depending on what you understand by 'gentleman'),well-informed about arts and fashion, but is often mistaken for a gay. This type of guy may not be well-tolerated in the East culture.

Jamal is so metro, he is what the English or the Orient (for that matter)would contemptuosly describe as the metrowog.

by izzyz7 April 14, 2009

metrology

1.The study of the metrosexual culture
2. If he's not a homo he'll hold it in his mouth until one gets there

If theres one thing I can call myself an expert on its Metrology.

by VonBriggle July 7, 2010

medro

Medro is and ugly price of shit that thinks he has muscles and abs but there really just flabs.

"Damian?"
"What Medro?"
"Look at my biceps!"

by Otf30 August 25, 2016