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Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .
Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"
by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016
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meat marbles

"Andrew I heard that girl gave you head last night ??" Oh ya and slobbered all over my meat marbles !!
by Mattyglide March 31, 2017
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Meat Schtickle

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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meat beat hours

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
by Kosorare December 28, 2017
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Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.
I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!
by Jjwagg April 23, 2018
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Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
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