matt rude

a person that looks 4-5 years younger then their age. also cannot eat meat.

Guy 1: "That guy must me 21"

Guy 2: "No he's a matt rude, cant even drive yet"

Guy 1: "Oh."

by gayweeddad69 December 15, 2011

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To Matt Oneself

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 08, 2004

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Eskmo Matt

Is a big stoner who is high 24/7..Who lives in Alaska..N wears big coats because his iglou is very cold..But everyone loves Eskmo Matt..because he has da best weed in da world..even thu its frozen..

"yo sadie u need to try some of dis alaska weed its da best ever" quoted by Eskmo Matt

by Sadie March 03, 2005

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matt t

a fucking douchebag. the worst, ugliest, skinniest, fucked up piece of scum a person could know.

Hey, look its matt t, the guy that asshat that no one likes!

by wakkadaddy July 12, 2018

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matt dingman

A short fuck that eats dick for a living. Thinks he's good at nba 2k15 but really isn't good at all. Has a weird obsession with tea but he's a weird kid in general. Poor kid

Example Matt dingman likes dick.

by You lifeguard January 27, 2015

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