by NorCal words January 28, 2022

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt
Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021

by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 5, 2020
