sour load

When someone , who has never received oral sex in their lifetime, ejactulates and the result is usually a sour load

Junior had never gotten a blow job before so he blew a big ol sour load all over the dashboard.

by Am1sh October 20, 2017

Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.

Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.

by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024

Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Load

A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.

I just dumped a big load.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Loaded Banana

A Loaded Banana is a penis with foodstuffs on it, (Whipped Cream, Honey, Candy, etc.) to be presumably eaten off or during fellatio.

“Remember fruit by the foot?”
“Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”

by Spuamico May 31, 2025

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013