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R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.
“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*
by weirdwushi March 13, 2019
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Kelly

Cool, smart, hot. Don’t fuck with her, she’d cut a bish. Guys love her, gals envy her. Her eyes will melt your soul off. Doesn’t want anyone knowing that she’s a really good person. So she can be cold as ice! Once you’ve met a Kelly, your life will never be the same!
What happened to you?
I met a Kelly. Changed me bro.
You too huh?
by Hot2trot March 8, 2025
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Kellie Wells'N it

The porn actress Kellie Wells known for her talents and achievements, her ability to analy fist her self, often beyond what seems possible, defying logic. Kellie Wells preforming self anal fisting up to the elbow. The contortion or the positioning and effort to do such a feet and to be that deep, going all in .

Other popular culture reference of similar beyond belief activities, can be found in the music band "Tool" in the song "stink fist" ......some of the lyrics " finger deeper in the borderline" " elbow deeper in the borderline shoulder deeper in the borderline" relax turn around and take my hand" as a activity or fetish with a partner in the term or phrase Kellie Wells'N it is solo auto-anal extreme stimulation.

Can also be used as a more extreme modern metaphoric term akin to "stepped into that shit" or "you got your hands all deep in that shit" or "you fell in super deep in all that shit"
" Bro! wtf, there is lube and shit all over your hand up to your forearm, you been in here Kellie Wells'N it"

"What's with you buying all this lube and wet ones? You planning on trying to Kellie Wells'N it.? "

Used as metaphoric example

"At that house, Man we walked into that deep, in those people's drama and BS, like we were Kellie Wells all in that shit."

"I'm in trouble, I'm in deep shit, like I'm Kellie Wells'N it.
by Mattygjak December 4, 2025
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nancy kelly

a math teacher that is nice and is smart she is perfect
by may kelly October 23, 2019
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No Kelly

Similar to no diddy but you would use it to say that you don't touch kids or associate with that weird stuff.
Friend 1: Yo bro last night was a movie
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that
by KellzDidntDoIt May 9, 2024
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Kelly

The nigga is nappyhead he ugly asf but he get money tho this nigga has hella sibilings.He taken 💍 and this nigga is trying so hard to be a insta dancer
Kelly is a Hard body
by Ybnkelz November 26, 2018
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Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry

If you ask the top people for their opinions first, you won’t get effective advice from the people below them.

A group of people can be asked to make a decision and will march off in a direction they never would have taken by themselves.

When doctors are preparing to perform brain surgery on your wife, pull the top surgeons and physicians into a breakroom with residents and other medical staff and ask the people on the lowest rungs of the profession for their opinions on the surgery first.

Source: Astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of former Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, in 2014 at the annual Visitor Industry Luncheon at the Sioux Falls Convention Center
“I learned you do not want to ask the space shuttle commander, the flight director, the chief engineer or program manager his opinion first. If you do, you don’t get effective advice from the people below them.”
At Los Alamos, visitors Niels Bohr and brother Harald obeyed Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry by running their ideas on the current work by Richard Feynman before asking anyone higher up.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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