A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
by Race relations May 17, 2023
Get the Mach 5 Giga Karenmug. Jill was mad at Jack today because Jack was not listening to Jill like always. Jack was like "my name ain't Karen ".
by anonymous February 15, 2021
Get the my name ain't Karenmug. A white or biracial female who likes to go to PTA meetings, have early mimosas, kick children off their porch as well as wear their old prom dresses in front of the mirror while flaunting about how many black men they trapped.
by Odksjsjsis February 18, 2021
Get the Snow Bunny Karenmug. When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 24, 2019
Get the Shut the hell up Karenmug. What Does Karen Mean? Karen originated as a Danish name, arising from the Greek word Aikaterine, which is believed to mean "pure." Kaja and Katherine are both related Danish names. In French, the name can also mean "clear," though it retains the meaning of "pure" across most other backgrounds.
Hey Karen whats going on.
Do you need help Karen?
these are for normal sentences since Karen(name, not stereotype.) shouldn’t be defined by the bad stereotype.
Do you need help Karen?
these are for normal sentences since Karen(name, not stereotype.) shouldn’t be defined by the bad stereotype.
by When the did October 11, 2022
Get the Karen(name, not stereotype.)mug. by Joker!!!!!! February 14, 2021
Get the My name ain't Karen.mug. Oh my god man, she totally pulled off a Karen last night!
-Oh so that's the fish smell!
Haha she told me that she was still wet from the storm, what a lame excuse!
-Next time I crash at her place, I'm going to pull off a Karen everywhere! The couch, the matress. Hell maybe even the kitchen stove!
-Oh so that's the fish smell!
Haha she told me that she was still wet from the storm, what a lame excuse!
-Next time I crash at her place, I'm going to pull off a Karen everywhere! The couch, the matress. Hell maybe even the kitchen stove!
by yknarC July 23, 2010
Get the to pull off a Karenmug.