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pulling a Jordan

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..
"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."
by Jack Sears November 7, 2018
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Jordan and Anna

Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Anna" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!
Jordan and Anna are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!
by Jordan Eukle November 8, 2018
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jordan adams

300 pound Tubby lard that argues everything and thinks he knows everything.
by Lthanksman November 17, 2019
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Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.
by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019
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jordan orzel

Jordan Orzel is so hot
by Luca V May 25, 2017
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Jordan Daley

A term for a black man with a small penis and or crusty lips.
Jim: yo did you hear about that 'Jordan Daley'?

Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!
by Yashua Shahal June 3, 2016
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Jordan kun

An incredibly hot asian ninja girl who would rip your testicles off as soon as look at you. She wears a full suit of black leather - on her it's not a cliche - and if you ever laid eyes on her, her cold and commanding presence would inflict heart-stopping terror upon you as you feared for your life. She's more likely to rip your kidneys out and then kill you than give you the time of day, but that hardly matters because she's so god damn sexy, and getting killed by her would give you a boner hard enough to break titanium.
No one knows where she came from, but there are rumors that she had her heart broken and disappeared for several years before re-emerging as the cold, hard assassin we know now. This rumor may be true, as it explains the small metal statue of a demon-fox invariably found embedded in her victims' hearts, with no sign of an entrance wound. She has eluded armies and slain kings, and is one assassin to be much feared.
-Did you hear that George just fell over dead during the rally yesterday ~Yeah, I heard there was a statue inside his body. -Jordan kun must have got him. He was a player.
by Dooooomsauce August 19, 2011
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