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angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.
I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.
angry joey by Jacob studer April 6, 2015

Jerkin' Joey 

The act of jerking off into the pouch of a kangaroo.
Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!
Jerkin' Joey by BreakBeatDrums October 19, 2015

Jizzy Joey 

When one ejactulates into the palm of their hand. Proceeding to slap a bitch in the face. Smearing the semen into the eyes and mouth.
Yo dawg, that hoe tried to kiss me after giving me top. So I had to hit her with a jizzy Joey
Jizzy Joey by Supremejames June 14, 2016
When you lick your finger and put it up your partners bum hole
I can’t belive you have your husband a wet joey
wet joey by Hoover321 January 5, 2018

Frosty joey

After intercorse with a very large woman, you pull it out and cum in ner belly button.
"Stacy, why is your belly button all crusty?"
"My boyfriend made me a frosty joey last night"
Frosty joey by Petemoss June 2, 2018

A Joey Ramone

When somebody puts something in someone's drink but then they see them up close and realize they have made a terrible mistake.
Remember that one time somebody gave Gary a Joey Ramone.