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Jason Baldi

The most amazing, Fun loving boyfriend there is. He will always put a smile on your face! He has a really funny name too! Lol Baldi.
Please let this get through he is having a hard night :) I love Jason Baldi
by Jade23trip January 2, 2022
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Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
A Real Jason - read it
by Immi786 June 14, 2023
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jason pham

fag zombie monkey gay bitch who lives in india
ugh jason pham is such a zombie gay bitch. He unfriended me! ASAP!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.
Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!
by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024
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jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too
“wah jason so hot
too bad so many girls are chasing him”
by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021
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Jason

Hi jasonnn u see that butt
by Yourmomisfay November 22, 2021
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Jason

Such a nuffie and nicest person ever
jason’s a nuffie, just look at him
by ifykyk4 July 3, 2022
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