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Jason

Jason is an absolute wanker, he thinks he's the best guy in the world but we really hate him. He's a cunt with too much dandruff in his hair, and really needs to shut the fuck up and leave Toby alone :)
He eats pussy like a God but God doesn't eat pussy because he's not married and sex before marriage is a sin.
Girl 1: Wow that Jason guy, he's really shit at eating pussy.
Girl 2: I know, stay away from him.
He's a registered sex offender that Jason!
by jasonisreallycool January 13, 2020
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Jason

Warzone-bot. Always camps in towers and bushes. Helps get you back. Always wonders where the enemy is. Has 3000 damage and 2 kills. Likes to steal your loot then say he doesn’t have it. Always be lyin.
We pushed a building and downed 3 people, got downed but our teamate didn’t push and ran to hide in a corner. He was being a real Jason.
by Bubblewrap3 June 2, 2022
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jason bennett

by afpsgsd[ginooAPMKFJAOF March 18, 2021
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Jason

"Luke at jason that lil boi craka, he def lackin a chrome a zone on the low, he jus a lil boi with a lil toy type snazz"
by Pupjackie April 20, 2023
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Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative.
Jason is a mega chad
Jason is such a memer
Wow, Jason is so cool
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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Jason

dude, jason is the worst
by eyyopotato March 9, 2018
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