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Urinal jack

The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.
It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!
by Steve and doug October 2, 2019
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Jack Met

An extroverted, chaotic yet sweet puppy (not an actual puppy; he's a human) from New York who takes part in a band with his two brothers, Ryan (the keyboard smashing and ukulele strumming bicon please don't take the "bi" part in there seriously with this guy, his true sexuality has not been revealed and I just make unconfirmed assumptions) and Adam (the soft teddy/grizzly bear man who loves gummy bears and just wants to save the world), with the band name being AJR. This soft puppy boi is the lead singer of the band, and is also a multi-instrumentalist ๐Ÿ˜ณ he plays the acoustic guitar, the ukulele, the tambourine, the drums, and loves a good game of ping-pong. I love this boi so ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ‹๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š
Hey look at that sweet, chaotic, extroverted, floofy puppy!! Wait, they're human?? Oh, that makes sense, it's Jack Met!
by LegendaryEy3bags May 4, 2021
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craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day
hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car
by brockett January 28, 2009
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jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)
look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston
by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019
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rack-jack

to steal one's date, escort, etc.
origin: tv show "How I Met Your Mother"
I can't believe he rack-jacked my date!
by smoocharoo October 3, 2006
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Community Jack

The act of gathering with friends to jackoff. Used heavily by athletic teams to release stress before big games.
Jim: Hey bud, you going to the locker room for the community jack?

Jesse: Yeah I am bud, it feels so good.
by iplayhockey January 13, 2009
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Don't jack that

Don't bring it up
Nigga don't jack that dead ass
by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016
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